Wednesday, May 31, 2023

Cat Makes History By Successfully Investing All Nine Lives

A cat defied all expectations and is making headlines by successfully investing all nine of their lives. This extraordinary feline, named Miss Biscuit, not only managed to survive numerous close encounters but has also turned each life into a testament to financial prowess.

Sunday, May 28, 2023

The Diabolical Scheme Of Miss Biscuit: When Work from Home Becomes Work For My Cat


Working from home can be a blessing and a curse. On one hand, you have the freedom to work in your pajamas and avoid the dreadful commute. On the other hand, there are distractions lurking around every corner, and none more diabolical than my feline friend, Miss Biscuit. What follows is a humorous account of the day my cat decided to unleash his master plan to ensure I got absolutely no work done.

Friday, May 19, 2023

Breaking News: Scientific Discovery Reveals True Reason Why Cats Knead!

In a surprising turn of events, a team of feline experts and renowned scientists has unveiled the long-awaited answer to the age-old question: Why do cats knead? Contrary to popular belief, the answer does not involve making dough for tiny feline bakeries or secret plans for world domination. Instead, it appears that cats knead for a far more extraterrestrial reason!

Tuesday, May 16, 2023

Earth-Shattering Discovery: The Real Reason Kittens Lose Mittens


In a groundbreaking study that will surely leave pet owners dumbfounded, renowned feline researchers from the Institute of Feline Studies (IFS) have uncovered the shocking truth behind the age-old mystery: why kittens lose their mittens. Brace yourselves for a revelation that will rattle the very foundations of kitten lore!

The Great Treat Rebellion: Cats Unite To Demand More Treats

In a momentous feline uprising that has left cat owners scratching their heads, all cats around the world have formed a unanimous agreement:...